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makemestfu:

What I think when someone uses the Computer.

makemestfu:

What I think when someone uses the Computer.

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Every. Single. Time.

Every. Single. Time.

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What I think when kids in my class read

  • That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA
  • That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD
  • Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?
  • THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!
  • Can I sleep?
  • If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?
  • You can’t pronounce THAT word?
  • WHAT THE HELL
  • The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for
  • My skin’s crawling
  • Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a dying chalkboard
  • You skipped a line
  • LOL what was that?
  • I don’t even. 

(Source: youcanbethecaptain, via elosoblanco)

Procrastination is going to be the death of me.

flower-king-of-fliiiies:

sweetladygenevieve:

imaslytherinbitch:

themagicaldesperado:

ragecomicarchive:

LMPOSVMCFOAISMT

LMPOSVMCFOAISMT

omg

GPOY

THIS.

flower-king-of-fliiiies:

sweetladygenevieve:

imaslytherinbitch:

themagicaldesperado:

ragecomicarchive:

LMPOSVMCFOAISMT

LMPOSVMCFOAISMT

omg

GPOY

THIS.

(Source: ragecomicarchive, via guiltlessromantic)


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That awkward moment when you ask something to someone and someone else gives their unwanted opinion.

durtydanielo:

masterofhomicide:

This is so relevant that its not even FUNNAAYYY

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Tumblcorn.

Tumblcorn.

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Go to Google Translate and translate ‘Bad Romance’ from English to Serbian then translate what you got from Serbian to English.

darlingevan:

Google Translate is a Gaga fan!

(Source: darkness-of-glory, via mickeyalice)

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

damnitcrystal:

llannaa-:

elixirinmyveins:

CAN YOUR MAC DO THIS? DIDN’T THINK SO.
TEAM MICROSOFT

can i just put this on repeat forever oh my god <333

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

(Source: dropaheartbreakaname, via elosoblanco)

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